Is this a joke or what? It sounds too ridiculous and way too funny. Jessica Simpson doesn’t like to brush her teeth and will occasionally use a sweater to clean them? Believe it or not, but Jessica Simpson does not have a very healthy diet or, at least, there was a time when she couldn’t [...]
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really awful day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at 12.01pm, the [...]
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened? The blonde said, “Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, [...]
Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President by David Letterman 10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives. 9. There is not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, Mercedes Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife), [...]
A Filipino, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked [...]
You know you live in 2007 when… 1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years 3) The real reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don’t have a screen name 4) you’d rather look all over the house for the [...]
