LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1) A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer is [...]
~DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN… “DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!” “Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then [...]
BILL GATES RECRUITS A NEW CHAIRMAN Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2,000 people leave the room. MARIO says to [...]
