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Drunk Joaquin Phoenix?

joaquin-phoenixJoaquin Phoenix the multi-award winning actor has retired from acting and is now seeking to make a name for himself in the music industry. Reports are coming in that Joaquin was so drunk that he was barely able to stand, let alone put on a good show for the audiences. Dressed in what must have been his “housecleaning clothes,” looking unkempt and “jiggly” to the extreme, the actor took the stage to debut as a rap artist.

As if, the rap number was not enough to discredit him as a potentially successful musician, Phoenix also took a serious tumble at the end of it, as he was trying to get off the stage. Because of this, but also because he had been acting weird all night long, bad-mouthers are saying it was very likely he was too drunk to know what he was doing.

Rumor has it that Joaquin Phoenix is currently preparing to make his debut as a rapper, having taken the Vegas circuit to test the public’s reaction. On his “trip,” he is accompanied by Casey Affleck, who is reportedly doing a documentary of the making of rapper Joaquin Phoenix. Given Joaquin’s disastrous performance, speculation is building that he might actually be making a mockumentary much in the manner of Sacha Baron Cohen.

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