Some Facts About Men!

July 10, 2008 by Denz · 1 Comment 

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. The early films might end with a scream and a flush.
4. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the “nice” of bald.
5. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
6. Men are very confident people. Confident that when they watches sports on television, they thinks that if they concentrates really hard, they can help their team. If their team is in trouble, they coaches the players from the living room. If they are really in trouble, Might get off the phone in case they call him.
7. If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season.
8. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
9. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
10. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

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